You know you're living with a toddler when...
...you wonder if you should go get the camera or say 'no' to blowing bubbles in the dog's water dish.
...you have to explain why tampons are not a toy.
...you make up songs like "Pop Goes the Toaster" and "A-U-G-I-E" (There was a family, had a dog and Augie was her name-o)
...underneath the kitchen table becomes a "nunnel."
...you know the distinct difference between "boppy" that means potty and "boppy" that means belly button.
...you refer to animals by the sound they make instead of their name.
...you are afraid to sit anywhere with your back exposed because it means you will probably have to give another piggy back ride. (such a rough part of the job description of being a mom)
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