Recipe for Cleaning the Floor

1.  Have a child around the age of 2.
2.  Get out pitcher for said child to make 'lemonade.'
3.  Put a small amount of water in pitcher.
4.  Allow child to pick out spoons and measuring cups from drawer.
5.  Laugh as child uses measuring cup to drink water.
6.  Say, "thank-you" as child takes measuring cup full of water across the kitchen and dumps water in dog water bowl.
7.  Get other cleaning, baking, etc done as child is easily entertained.
8.  When all water has been removed from pitcher and sloshed around the floor, have child use towel to wipe it up.
9.  Remove soaking wet socks from child.
10. Smile because you have a clean floor!