If You're Happy

One of Aria's favorite singing activities is to make up different actions for "If You're Happy and You Know It."  While in the car I've heard, "If you're happy and you know it, clap the steering wheel."  At my parents' house, they made up (for their dog, CJ), "If you're happy and you know it, wag your tail."  But this morning takes the cake.  Over the monitor, as I'm finishing up my morning exercise routine, I hear, "If you're happy and you know it, go poop."  I have no other words.