8.12.2011

Toddler Tidbits

You know you are living with a toddler when...

...she insists upon putting on "nunnie" before going outside even if it isn't sunny enough to need sunscreen.

...you know that "bup" is a request for whatever condiment goes best with the meal you are having and that it will be eaten by the fingerfuls minus whatever should be being used to dip into said "bup".

...you learn the hard way that all tupperware should be washed out BEFORE use because it probably has been used as a hat, a part of a tower, a drool container, or a dog hair collector.

...you give the dog a treat and say, "what do you say" as if the dog will say thank you.

...you feel completely helpless and wish, hope, and pray that God will somehow magically lift the snot and mucus from your child's nose and chest and place it into your own just so she doesn't have to feel any pain.

...you allow a container of mustard to be a toy.

...wearing one shoe two sizes too small (and having one barefoot) and walking around the house is a most hilarious activity.

...on the hottest summer day you dream of winter because it is fun to play dress up!

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